What if Methdozer is my secret husband? @MethDozer

😮 he married a froggy!?

itsok · 31-35, F

here I didn’t get you a wedding gift

I also want you to know I was airdropping that picture from my iPad to my phone and airdrop went away for a second and I was SO close to sending that to my boss 😵

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

You're like golden retriever energy and he's a stray cat. I was gonna say it wouldn't work but that sounds like every rom com ever

Ashly · 26-30, F

Help me find mine!!! 😫😒

Coralmist · 41-45, F

We can have a secret husband here?!🤔☺ I'm living under an SW rock!!🤣😭

Reject · 26-30, M

I ship it!!!! 💕

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

Then you’re my grandma

Soossie

Na ah!!! After this post, he won’t be a secret any more …

SinlessOnslaught · M

He's not your husband until I'm your big brother and you explain to me WHY.

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

We peg often in my dreams

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

Isn’t he?

pripyatamusementpark

It makes sense

Alyosha · 31-35, M

You don't know you're married? What a postmodern situation!

empanadas · 31-35, M

Hopefully that's who you are talking about in your husband posts and not your imagination because we can't have you around needles if it's the latter.

OldBrit · 61-69, M

Secret as in only you and he know? Or.... Secret in that he has no idea? 🤔

Bexsy

Is he mushoo approved? I think not.

Tell this meth i wish to see him 🤨

slorollin · 41-45, M

The gig is up chick! We already know he is!

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

Not good 🥔😡 He is on potato black list 🥔😡 You on the other hand are a good frog and potato approved! This relationship is just not compatible from a potato perspective!

MrAlmostCrazy · 46-50, M

Then you'd have to change your name to Mindozer.

Straylight · 31-35, F

Degbeme · 70-79, M