Your name in my armpit. 🥹
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@ShepherdBard
Then I can't pay you. 😒
Then I can't pay you. 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle 🤨😒
@ShepherdBard
I have Saudi money. 😌
I have Saudi money. 😌
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@chernobylplaygr0unds that has more of a resemblance to you 😒
@ShepherdBard petty jibes will not change facts ! I'm still taller than you !
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@chernobylplaygr0unds what are you like 4’11??
Considrred it, I have 13...all about you😌🤭
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous where’s this goin? 😒
@ShepherdBard up my leg obviously 🙄🤣🤣🤭🤭
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous unmmm
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
Lostpoet · M
@AngelUnforgiven That's actually a cool tattoo.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I don't do tattoos,but I have a nice hoodie I wear in your honor
Ferric67 · M
Bard
I don't have a single tattoo
Nor do I plan on getting one either
But I do have are a ton of scars
All hold a story of triumph and perseverance
I don't have a single tattoo
Nor do I plan on getting one either
But I do have are a ton of scars
All hold a story of triumph and perseverance
I don't want an anus tattooed on me 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm cause you don’t get any anus 😒
Sure... right on my butt... but the tattoo artist said that needles of the size I needed hadn't been invented yet, because you're so small...
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
greensnacks · F
Not really, my body is my temple
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@greensnacks it can be a decorated temple
greensnacks · F
blasphemy!
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Nope, I have never been that intoxicated before not even when passed out drunk as a skunk, sorry!
Pineapple · 100+, F
the majority of my tattoos are stupid, spontaneous, self inflicted or done by my pre teen niece and nephew, so your chances look good
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Pineapple I’ll take it
GoFish ·
I don't do tattoos actually.. just paper art
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I have but then I remembered how mean you have been to me
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard @ShepherdBard oh you forgot? how convenient
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch you’ll have to excuse my memory. I’m old, dear
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard I see you still have a ton of excuses dear, but I'm not buying any of them, dear.
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ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Nunlover yes
@ShepherdBard then I already got you 😘
Not only considered... 👀 What do you think?


softspokenman · M
No, your Honor, I haven't considered that. 🤨
Magenta · F
No, sorry, I'm non GMO. 😁
A lil one
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@0uijaFinger pfftttt
BooksRMe · 46-50, M
It'll cost ya!!
Lostpoet · M
😠And be condemned from entering the gates of heaven?!🙂↔Thought about it.
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
Perhaps I already have
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@NewBeginnings7790 good choice
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'm sorry, but my religion forbids graven images. 😇
tenente · 36-40, M
Have you considered smoking weed about it? 🤔
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
👍


ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda pfffftttttt 😒
Degbeme · 70-79, M
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