CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DystopianDivalry that has more of a resemblance to you 😒
@CaptainBard petty jibes will not change facts ! I'm still taller than you !
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DystopianDivalry what are you like 4’11??
mindstruggle · F
Your name in my armpit. 🥹
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mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
Then I can't pay you. 😒
Then I can't pay you. 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle 🤨😒
mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
I have Saudi money. 😌
I have Saudi money. 😌
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
Lostpoet · M
@AngelUnforgiven That's actually a cool tattoo.
Considrred it, I have 13...all about you😌🤭
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous where’s this goin? 😒
@CaptainBard up my leg obviously 🙄🤣🤣🤭🤭
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous unmmm
Ferric67 · M
Bard
I don't have a single tattoo
Nor do I plan on getting one either
But I do have are a ton of scars
All hold a story of triumph and perseverance
I don't have a single tattoo
Nor do I plan on getting one either
But I do have are a ton of scars
All hold a story of triumph and perseverance
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I don't do tattoos,but I have a nice hoodie I wear in your honor
I don't want an anus tattooed on me 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm cause you don’t get any anus 😒
Sure... right on my butt... but the tattoo artist said that needles of the size I needed hadn't been invented yet, because you're so small...
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
Pineapple · 100+, F
the majority of my tattoos are stupid, spontaneous, self inflicted or done by my pre teen niece and nephew, so your chances look good
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Pineapple I’ll take it
greensnacks · F
Not really, my body is my temple
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@greensnacks it can be a decorated temple
greensnacks · F
blasphemy!
WillaKissing · 61-69, M
Nope, I have never been that intoxicated before not even when passed out drunk as a skunk, sorry!
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Nunlover yes
@CaptainBard then I already got you 😘
GoFish ·
I don't do tattoos actually.. just paper art
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I have but then I remembered how mean you have been to me
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard @CaptainBard oh you forgot? how convenient
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch you’ll have to excuse my memory. I’m old, dear
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard I see you still have a ton of excuses dear, but I'm not buying any of them, dear.
Not only considered... 👀 What do you think?


softspokenman · M
No, your Honor, I haven't considered that. 🤨
Magenta · F
No, sorry, I'm non GMO. 😁
A lil one
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@0uijaFinger pfftttt
calicuz · 56-60, M
I just converted to a new religion where graven images are not forbidden.
Just had this done. The tear drop is in honor of the one year you did in the federal pen, cause you a gangsta. 😎

Just had this done. The tear drop is in honor of the one year you did in the federal pen, cause you a gangsta. 😎

CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@calicuz 😒
calicuz · 56-60, M

SW-User
It'll cost ya!!
Lostpoet · M
😠And be condemned from entering the gates of heaven?!🙂↔Thought about it.
tenente · 36-40, M
Have you considered smoking weed about it? 🤔
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
Perhaps I already have
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@NewBeginnings7790 good choice
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'm sorry, but my religion forbids graven images. 😇
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
👍


CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda pfffftttttt 😒
Classified · M
Well let me consi...
No
No
Classified · M
@CaptainBard I prefer this to not be similar to a song stuck in my mind thankyouverymuch. 🤨
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Classified unbelievable
Classified · M
@CaptainBard 😌
Degbeme · 70-79, M
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