Would you trust me to give you a tattoo?

@Younameit left cheek or right?

@CaptainBard My best cheek

@Younameit putting your best cheek forward, nice

@Bexsy I guess fair is fair

@Lostpoet good grandma ☺

@GoFish She believed tattoos were of the devil👹

But now many Mormons (mostly islanders) have them. I think it depends on what the tattoo represents. My best friend growing up has Nephi tattooed on his neck and his daughter tattooed on his forearm.

@CaptainBard So you're giving bargain tattoos?

@Justmeraeagain free

@CaptainBard That sounds terrifying

@CaptainBard you're everything Vance warned us about

@deadgerbil Doesn’t Vance wear makeup ? 🤨

@bijouxbroussard to match Trump's totally natural orange glow

@CaptainBard oh i don't do those 😳

@GoFish ok it’ll be temporary

@CaptainBard ok 😒☺

@Straylight he can’t afford it

@CaptainBard

@mindstruggle on you, yes easy

@CaptainBard
If you use your ladder 😏

@mindstruggle pfftttttaaa

@MellyMel22 hater of the year 🙄

@CaptainBard Quit whining!

@DancingStarGoddess take a leap of faith

@CaptainBard fine, but make it small and put it where no one will ever see it🙈

@CaptainBard 🤔...this 'pizza', not grilled frog and banana is it ?😖

@Picklebobble2 wellll

@CaptainBard

@CallMeSoph cap

@CaptainBard

@Prettybratbi1tch that a yes, dear?

@CaptainBard no dear

@empanadas I’ll write pandejo in a cool font