I was never destined to be a diva. Tried to do a sexy walk in my friend’s massive heels, fell on my ass on all four attempts.

My arse hurts, and I scratched her kitchen floor.

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JesseInTX · 51-55, M

Massive heel’s don’t make a sexy walk. The woman in those heels does 😉

saragoodtimes · F

@JesseInTX I like it when my outfit says I work in an office but my heels say there must be a pole in the lobby

JesseInTX · 51-55, M

@saragoodtimes you wear it well too sweetie 😍

Ducky · 31-35, F

Yep. That's why I never wear heels. Not even runway models can get it right.

wildbill83 · 41-45, M

@Ducky actresses/singers don't either, much to everyones amusement... 😅

WalterF · 70-79, M

@wildbill83 Horrid. Why wasn't she wearing knickers. Now that WOULD have been nice

SW-User

We've all had a tumble at one point or other, worst for me was years ago and on a date with the fittest guy you'd ever see, I fell arse over tit down the stairs at a cinema and my slinky wide leg trousers came down so everyone got to see my bum. It was mortifying. I won't go above 3 inches now, no matter how gorgeous and eye catching the shoes might be lol.

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

Would You Do Jeffrey Dean Morgan

SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M

@JohnOinger it'd be cool to hang out with him i think, i don't know what sparked my Jeffrey Dean Morgan week, but I've watched "The Unholy" and "The Losers" this week, he's definitely way cool,

HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M

You tried though atleast

Houdini · 56-60, M

Now I would have loved to have seen that bet it was so funny lol 😂

SW-User

Morvoren · F

@SW-User Exactly

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