Do you even know how to use that thing?

I skimmed the company training video but got my certification

I was born with it. I certainly hope I know how to do it.

C'mere baby, I'll let you find out for yourself 😘

I just told @deadgerbil he didn't.

Yeah Mr. Know-it-all 🙄

How hard can it be?

it occasionally goes off unexpectedly...nothing to worry about...here is a tissue.

Yeah, sure, you feed it three times a day and do some ego boost now and then.

The movie Silver Streak has the best line " I know what goes where and why "

Well sure...it's easy
Basically floor it and go!!

Yup… and I have the diamond to prove it🙈

Of course! I built it myself.

Yes, and a little too good I might add. 😎

Of course I do.

No!!! 😨

Bend over. I'll show you.

Thank you for letting post this

Of course not! You didn't actually want me to read the manual did you??? 😳