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Teslin · M
Being on SW 😉
The bigger question is what did Santa do to get on mine?
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Pinkstarburst · F
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Blondily · F
@Pinkstarburst Well he did mention to me that you and he...🤭
Wolffy · 56-60, M
Heh heh miss clause while he was out lol
Ashly · 26-30, F
I have a SW account 😂
jackjjackson · M
That the NOT SO BRIGHT list that I’m on 🤣😂🤣 @Ashly
therighttothink50 · 56-60, M
Let my imagination run wild.
Blondily · F
@therighttothink50 A common trait we all have 🤭
Magenta · F
Santa doesn't have a clue about my naughty. 😈😏
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yugimotodm · 26-30, M
Showing off my booty too much 🍑
yugimotodm · 26-30, M
@Blondily a con of having a plumbers crack lol
Blondily · F
@yugimotodm Start wearing a belt then or bigger pants 🤭
yugimotodm · 26-30, M
@Blondily I’m not really much of a belt guy unfortunately lol
FreeSpirit1 · F
I did some stuff, My lawyer told me not to discuss it. He told me just to say everyone was over 18 🤷🏼♀
Blondily · F
@FreeSpirit1 Santa just removed you from the naughty list and put you on the good list...permanently.
👍🏻😉📝🤭🤣
👍🏻😉📝🤭🤣
FreeSpirit1 · F
@Blondily Awesome
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
He has it out for me 😒
Blondily · F
Put him on a diet and shaved his beard off
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Panamared · 70-79, M
@Submissiveiendencies share pics
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Could be any number of things really 🤔
Blondily · F
@thepeculiarpanda Yep Santa cant believe it either! 😲
I voted for Biden.
Blondily · F
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Well Santa doesn't take sides so he'll keep you on his neutral list and make sure the elves keep an eye on you 👀
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Nothing he just doesn't like me
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Prettybratbi1tch How could he not like you? 😟
Blondily · F
@Prettybratbi1tch Santa likes you more than you know. 🤗
Fullmetal · 51-55, M
Well, I asked him to bring lawyers, guns and money.....
antonioioio · 70-79, M
I asked him if I could keep Mre Claus company while he was away for Xmas
antonioioio · 70-79, M
@Blondily a change is as good as a rest ho ho ho 😂
Blondily · F
@antonioioio Santa's thinking good trade 😆
antonioioio · 70-79, M
@Blondily a fair exchange is no robbery 😊
GentlemanPirate · 51-55, M
I think I started the list
GentlemanPirate · 51-55, M
@Blondily It was worth it
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KatyO83 · 41-45, F
Too much sex probably
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
@KatyO83 Is there such a thing?
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Spent Christmas Eve with Mrs. Claus. And three elves.
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Lilymoon · F
Potty words
HumanEarth · F
By not obeying the government and doing as I please.
Blondily · F
@HumanEarth Santa loves your spirit and thinks you'll be a good helper with justmerae keeping the elves in check. They are pretty mischievious this year. Good luck!!!
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Whatever it was. I did it as a blond with a Blondilly! LOL
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@Blondily If it was my lips are sealed with a smile, and well Santa I will gladly accept that lump of coal!
Blondily · F
@WillaKissing No surprise there, it was probably well deserved 🤣
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@Blondily Well Deserved is an understatement. Exuberantly delightful would be more the way I remember it !
FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
I sat on his lap🙈….😂
Blondily · F
@FoolishLuna Santa 🎅 is smiling big🥴lol
FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
@Blondily is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me 🙈
Blondily · F
@FoolishLuna hey that was horny ol Santa, not me.🤭
TrashCat · M
I swapped all the names on his nice list with the naughty list and set all the gingerbread peoples towns aflame!
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
Just be myself
Blondily · F
@JohnnyNoir I'll have to write you up and tell Santa then. 📝
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
🤐
Blondily · F
@vetguy1991 oh no know what did you do this time?🎅
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@Blondily 🤫
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
I ate your sandwich 🤭
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
Would making the holiday cards count? lol
Blondily · F
@justlooking2023 Automatically put on the good list! 📝lol 😆
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
😜😜😜
calicuz · 56-60, M
🤫
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
So many things ….
Blondily · F
@Muthafukajones Even Santa cant believe the things you did!
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
Im too Rascally 🐰
Ashly · 26-30, F
Blondily · F
@TheRascallyOne Santa likes that actually. But watch out he's rascally too🤫
Nothing tbh. Yet I still seem to be ignored by him...
Blondily · F
@SpiritSkye Ill remind him to put you on the good list unless there's something you need to confess🤔📝
Panamared · 70-79, M
Well, she said she was old enough
LunarOrbit · 61-69, M
Mrs Clause. 😂
Blondily · F
@LunarOrbit Santa is disappointed you didnt invite him so you go on the BAD list!!!!!😈
Submissiveiendencies · 26-30
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Blondily · F
@Submissiveiendencies He knows you do that so you're on the naughty list permanently 🫣
Submissiveiendencies · 26-30
@Blondily Yes -you are right. I did that so he didn’t find out about me and his son.
Submissiveiendencies · 26-30
@Submissiveiendencies That’s why I can not get your profile.
MarineBob · 56-60, M
I'll plead the fifth
ThreeLittleBirds · F
World domination 😈
Haha 👿
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Haha 👿
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@ThreeLittleBirds ohhh.... that`s hot. 🥵
JohnOlinger81 · 41-45, M
@ThreeLittleBirds So what do you think of Santa Claus & would you do him
JohnOlinger81 · 41-45, M
@ThreeLittleBirds i bet its a yes
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
I was framed.
Blondily · F
@Shybutwilling2bfriends Thats what they all say. We elves caught you in the act and reported it to Santa. Omg you are in big TROUBLE 🫣
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
Why is Santa watching people have sex?
Khenpal1 · M
Sucking out the eggnog😁
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Blondily · F
@Justmeraeagain ho ho ho good one miss priss. Santa's going to have you in charge all the elves for being snarky this year. Lord help you they are a wild bunch!😵💫
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Santa must be 94 yo.. very old for my taste
StygianKohlrabi · M
I called him morbidly obese 😑
Blondily · F
@StygianKohlrabi Yeah he doesn't like that so quit leaving him cookies and milk!
StygianKohlrabi · M
@Blondily I have rice cakes
tenente · 36-40, M
tenente ; [ exists ]
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