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If Santa Was Real you'd think at least once there'd be an incident of him caught in a chimney

or some scandal with a women who was still up by the tree with the milk and cookies
[i]Santa isn't real???[/i] 😳
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
what if our pets are behind it all? And they've been organizing together? -Where were we, -too busy to notice?
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@PhoenixPhail yeah, that's it🙂
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
His beard getting stuck in the chimney could happen. Or the chimney being occupied by bat's.
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
not to mention how many mosquitoes they eat when that season is about us
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@atlantic59 Yeah they had a nice summer here last summer. It was the mosquito summer of my lifetime. Lots of bird snacks.
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@Queendragonfly my birds are my life too but my Yorkie who I am looking after does interrupt their gatherings to go after my squirrel friends. I am so blessed to be back at the cabin after over a year and half away❤️💖👍
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Excellent! 🙂
fucking elves.
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@DarkHeaven how are gnomes different?
@atlantic59 naw, they’re just your garden variety.
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
I've known those and a fellow in Recovery told me a story of them. I do believe they shouldn't be stolen from people's gardens or steps
smiler2012 · 56-60
@atlantic59 😲what santa is not real well bugger me lol
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@smiler2012 it's fine, He's fine, he's just using different technology now. Why risk beautiful reindeer on someone's shingled roof when in the new year they complain about the sleigh and hoof damage and want compensation
Whatever you do, never shine a blacklight inside your chimney
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@BlueGreenGrey why? Cause of his bright red, or what?
@atlantic59 I mean if you don't want some old fat perv thrown onto the sex offender registry for repeatedly coming down everyone's chimneys

 
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