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What if I’m your long lost twin?

Bet you’d treat me with a little more respec then 😒

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WillaKissing · 56-60, M

Considering I am 59 years old, and you stayed all that extra time in the womb You definitely would have my respect considering you are 31 -35 years old.

MellyMel22 · F

You’d have to be the older who pays for everything. Rent too.

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MellyMel22 · F

@ShepherdBard Pleassssse 🥺🥺🥺

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@MellyMel22 uggghhh just this once 🙄

MellyMel22 · F

@ShepherdBard That’s my fav twin!

SStarfish ·

Why? Have i been disrespectful all this time? I thought i was ok.. 😳

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@SStarfish could be better 🙄

SStarfish ·

@ShepherdBard true 😅

Matt85 · 36-40, M

you are quite good looking so its possible i suppose

deadgerbil · 26-30

And you would let me live with you

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil you should call in and say that

deadgerbil · 26-30

@ShepherdBard I'll tell him to put his vast money where his faith is and donate to my non profit charity

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil he already has charity of his own

Degbeme · 70-79, M

I want a DNA test.

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WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@Degbeme Come to think of it so do I.

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@Degbeme even worse

GunFinger · F

Well you're Asian too. There could be a possibility.🤷😂

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HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@ShepherdBard bard it's 4am, don't make me do more maths than I need to. Whats the other 3/4 made up of?

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@HijabaDabbaDoo bunch of white. Mainly Irish

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@ShepherdBard ooo the more you know

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

I don't think so.

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@SwampFlower for shame

pripyatamusementpark

I would bake you a cake

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

With a height distance like ours, no wonder you got lost

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@HijabaDabbaDoo I got shipped off to live with a blue collar family in the states and was fed McDonald’s. I had no chance to sprout to my genetic potential 😭

Iwillwait · M

Honestly, I would prolly give you the asswhoop'n I had coming years ago.

Okay.. okay... Maybe not, but why you so young looking if we twins!? 🤨

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

Actually no because you'd take all the attention away from me

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@Prettybratbi1tch it’s not a competition twinnie

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

@ShepherdBard it is too. Currently I get all the snacks , attention and pocket money if you come along that has to be divided

HootyTheNightOwl

@Prettybratbi1tch Unless you beat him up for his share...

hunkalove · 61-69, M

Is that why Mom left us and became the carnival's bearded lady?

We could do circus acts

slorollin · 41-45, M

Well if you are, this will be us then ✌😎

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slorollin · 41-45, M

@ShepherdBard I was thinking the same thing too!

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@slorollin *does Arnold flex thing*

slorollin · 41-45, M

@ShepherdBard Oh yeah, the resemblance is uncanny Arno....I mean Bard!

Classified · M

Someone to shift the blame to 🤩

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

What, like you’re the DeVito to my Schwarzenegger? 🤔

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@Zaphod42 other way around bruh

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@ShepherdBard I’m going by physical height, not physical fitness 🙄

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

Probably!
But you're not so..

TexChik · F

Maybe a parasitic twin and you weren't lost; I had you removed! 😤

calicuz · 56-60, M

In that case you'd get an upgrade to noogies.

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@calicuz what year is it? 😒

Rolexeo · 26-30, M

Mini me!

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@Rolexeo I’m glad we disowned you 😒

empanadas · 31-35, M

Explain the skin and height differences

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@empanadas guess I got the good genes 😎

empanadas · 31-35, M

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@HootyTheNightOwl never have, never will 🙄

HootyTheNightOwl

@ShepherdBard 🐂💩

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