Meet in the middle... 2.5 children it is - though I'm not sure what you will do with the extra half a child... 🤔🤔🤔
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@NerdyPotato Only if you slept for longer than an hour and a half last night... if not, my math is good... 🤭🤭🤭
NerdyPotato · M
@HootyTheNightOwl I slept for 4 hours, so then my math is better. 😋
BrandNewMan · M
@NerdyPotato Math .. Facts .. not really a concern for some ;-)
BrandNewMan · M
Uhm .. 5 will more than satisfy his desire for 2 .. I'd skip the additive step and just "share" a couple of them. ;-)
@BrandNewMan But.. everyone hates communists, though... 🤔🤔🤔
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SwampFlower · 31-35, F
I have 5. It's rough out there, man
mindstruggle · F
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle I cheated and adopted 4 of them 😅
SaorUladh · 26-30, M
@SwampFlower
I cheated and adopted 4 of them
You're like my sister. She has 7 but 3 of them are stepchildren from before she got married. Idk how she does it but it's like that girl was born to be a mother 😅2 kids and a pet
mindstruggle · F
@pripyatamusementpark
4 kids and a pet
4 kids and a pet
BlueVeins · 22-25
You can buy kids pretty cheap if you know where to look.
SaorUladh · 26-30, M
Yes. Come here rn so we can get started
mindstruggle · F
@SaorUladh
you just called me tiny you shrimp!!
you just called me tiny you shrimp!!
SaorUladh · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle
I bet you'd need a ladder to be my height
I bet you'd need a ladder to be my height
mindstruggle · F
@SaorUladh
you're delulu 🫡
you're delulu 🫡
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
2 kids with him and 3 with .... one lucky SWeep
mindstruggle · F
@pancakeslam
What if my husband is an SWeep?
What if my husband is an SWeep?
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle then you must choose another 😆💥

SW-User
I don’t know how those big families are doing it
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SW-User
@wildbill83 I meant affording them but wow
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
I send my condolences to your loins
LemonWorld · F
I want at least 6 kids
MasterLee · 56-60, M
.4 kids then.
3Dogmatic · 46-50, M
Naw dude…
NerdyPotato · M
Yes, because sharing them would be socialism and that's bad.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato Don’t you mean communism?! 🥔🥴
NerdyPotato · M
@BittersweetPotato that was my American impression, and socialism and communism are one and the same to them.
Adrift · 61-69, F
Good luck with that.
QuietEd2019 · 31-35, M
Yes that’s how maths works right 🤭
carpediem · 61-69, M
Compromise. Have 3 1/2
SJones48 · 41-45, M
Maybe compromise and go with 4
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
They would be very tiny so they would only physically match 3 tall kids.
simjks4 · 22-25, M
ur math is so flipping tuff man
mindstruggle · F
@simjks4
You have issues with my math.
You have issues with my math.
simjks4 · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle not at all it’s very.. endearing..?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Divide by 2
SinlessOnslaught · M
Using kids awhatnow
mindstruggle · F
@SinlessOnslaught
Bad spirits.
Bad spirits.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
Who is doing the math 🥔🥴 You should take math classes with that little one 🥔🥴
mindstruggle · F
Redstar · 36-40, M
He's obviously hinting at wanting to have 27 kids.
morrgin · F
Sound more like chicken math just getting started
Degbeme · 70-79, M

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
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mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard 🙂
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle 😶
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
Imagine your receding hair hahaahha
Imagine your receding hair hahaahha
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle wow
4meAndyou · F

HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
empanadas · 31-35, M
Get Prego by Elon musk and make him pay child support
mindstruggle · F
@empanadas
Eew!
Eew!