I wish there was a socially acceptable way of saying "your children look like potential serial killers".

@GlitterEater Know you know what to say next time the phone rings

@smiler2012 It’s hard to warn people telepathically that their kids games of trying to kill animals and there generally horrifying appearance suggests they’ll one day be in the news.

@Donotfolowme No we absolutely can.

@MethDozer Check your request inbox already