Dude asked me to roll over and stop snoring.

I saw lipstick on her neck, she said it was mine.

She watches Liverpool on TV

Smell their underwear…

1) secretive about their phone
2) unaccounted for milage on the car
3) starting to spend extra money on clothes or appearance
4) jealous and suspicious of what you are doing
5) violence and then giving you gifts to make up for it.
6) there's something wrong and you 'know it in your knower'

When you answer her phone and get asked for the weather forecast..’is the coast clear?’

He's a Damnocrat. All they do is cheat.

she takes the bank to the toilet with her (monopoly)

When they start guarding their phone like it contains the nuclear launch codes.

Apparently not paying attention but there had been signs…….

AFTER you see the dirty pictures...he locks up the family laptop by making HIMSELF Admin. ALL HIS stuff is suddenly blocked and super secret...and YOURS is wide open.