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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Chern0bylplaygr0unds you wish 🙄
@CaptainBard it must've been embarrassing to be lifted up by a lady with one arm
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Chern0bylplaygr0unds 😒😒😒
TurtlePink · F
They adopted me and placed you up for adoption
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink typical of them to always be looking for the next hip thing 😒
MellyMel22 · F
They say so 😬
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard I read your question wrong 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard I was raised in the Bronx
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 well I did post the other as well
Straylight · F
They said I can stay in your old room anytime.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Straylight what! They told me never to come back!
DareToSayIT · M
If they are proud of you, they are proud of me too. Not all of our stardust is the same, but countless atoms in our bodies were forged in the heart of the exact same star, billions of years ago.
faery · F
They should be 😌
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@faery I’ll put in a good word
faery · F
@CaptainBard And pls tell them I'm very proud of the job the did with you 👌
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@faery too kind
DrWatson · 70-79, M
They write me once a week to tell me so.
Surely they do the same for you , right?
Surely they do the same for you , right?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DrWatson wth!!
ElyssTTTrucks · 100+, M
After I got their criminal records expunged they were.....
Yes...
Black wolf
Black wolf
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I'm not a home owner yet
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil h8r alert
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard why do I see a foreclosure sign?!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil decoy
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
They asked mine for a trade, but my parents refused.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch why would anyone turn that down??
GoFish ·
oh your parents? i doubt they ever heard of me.. sigh
GoFish ·
@CaptainBard what will you say? lol
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GoFish I’ll say she’s cool and you should be proud
GoFish ·
@CaptainBard ok thanks ☺
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Probably not. Daddy..
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Not that I know about....but I've never met your parents.
Cremosa · F
They both say it in weird ways.
My dad who obviously never liked helping me out financially or emotionally 😂 found out I was bartending and said “it’s good that I don’t have to worry about you then”
And my mom just said “oh. Wow *slight head nod*
I stopped looking to them for reassurance a long time ago
My dad who obviously never liked helping me out financially or emotionally 😂 found out I was bartending and said “it’s good that I don’t have to worry about you then”
And my mom just said “oh. Wow *slight head nod*
I stopped looking to them for reassurance a long time ago
WillaKissing · 61-69, M
Your parents? Proud of me? I have no idea. I bet they do not even know I exist honestly, and I would even lay more money on the fact they would not like or approve of me honestly.
Now that is being honest!
Now that is being honest!
Why??? There's nothing special about me...
empanadas · 31-35, M
Who tf are your parents
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas Mr and Mrs Bard
empanadas · 31-35, M
@CaptainBard why you introducing me to your parents
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas I knew they’d be impressed by the cell phone holder
maskedbandit · 61-69, M
They don't know me or do they? 😂
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@maskedbandit they could be spies 🕵♂
maskedbandit · 61-69, M
@CaptainBard Well ask them for me and let me know. 🤣
bijouxbroussard · F
I’m not sure they’ve met me. 😊
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@bijouxbroussard well there’s that
greensnacks · F
Yes but they take credit for everything undeservingly
greensnacks · F
@CaptainBard omg I read MY parents lmao
greensnacks · F
@CaptainBard and I'm like bardy with a serious question, THNIK TWICE
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@greensnacks I did ask that too first. I had to quickly post this to get the serious away from me
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
They told me they love me more than you but not to tell you that 🤷 idk what they meant by that though
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@ChiefJustWalks take that back!
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
only when I mock and ridicule you













