Things you should not say after a first kiss

Ugh... 🤢

Oh...ok...with a frown😒

So it's true what they say about the British and oral hygiene!

Your mustache tickles 🤣😂

“Meh”

didn't you brush your teeth this morning ?

you had garlic for lunch, didn't you

" Ugggggh, garlic, really?"

You don't get out much, do you?

Would you like a mint?

"Ewwwww!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

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"All I could feel were your teeth. It reminded me of horses. Do you like horses?"

"Chewing gum?"

that didn't hurt at all - I guess my Herpes has cleared up

Your breath is so bad your dentist will probably only treat you over the phone.

It doesn’t bother me that we’re cousins

Hope my cold sore didnt bother you?

Do you want your gum back?😷

Can you shave before doing it agaìn

I think I'm gonna barf!!

Where's my gum?

"Let's 69!"

Almost as good as your mum

[@originalnedkelly 🤔or in mrs smilers case after she has grabbed you and give you a big smacker on the lips things you should not say sounds good ned lol 😄

At least my wife waited until she got home to write how bad it was in her diary. It was my first kiss with any girl, so it was awful.

My first kiss stepped back and apologized profusely. I’m still not sure what that meant, exactly.

wow, you kiss just like my ex

"Ah,I think I'm in love!"

Yuck!

😒You didn't brush your teeth

Sorry i licked the toilet before this