Things you should not say after a first kiss

Ugh... 🤢

Oh...ok...with a frown😒

My first kiss stepped back and apologized profusely. I’m still not sure what that meant, exactly.

Hope my cold sore didnt bother you?

“Meh”

At least my wife waited until she got home to write how bad it was in her diary. It was my first kiss with any girl, so it was awful.

that didn't hurt at all - I guess my Herpes has cleared up

you had garlic for lunch, didn't you

So it's true what they say about the British and oral hygiene!

"Ah,I think I'm in love!"

Your mustache tickles 🤣😂

It doesn’t bother me that we’re cousins

" Ugggggh, garlic, really?"

"All I could feel were your teeth. It reminded me of horses. Do you like horses?"

"Chewing gum?"

wow, you kiss just like my ex

Where's my gum?

I think I'm gonna barf!!

Yuck!

You don't get out much, do you?

"Ewwwww!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

Would you like a mint?

Do you want your gum back?😷

Your breath is so bad your dentist will probably only treat you over the phone.

Can you shave before doing it agaìn

didn't you brush your teeth this morning ?

Almost as good as your mum

"Let's 69!"

[@originalnedkelly 🤔or in mrs smilers case after she has grabbed you and give you a big smacker on the lips things you should not say sounds good ned lol 😄

😒You didn't brush your teeth

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Sorry i licked the toilet before this