What can't you blame on climate change ?

🤔🤔🤔My French Canadian yellow split pea soup is actually taking the entire 40 minutes that it said it would, in the recipe. I want it to be done sooner!!!! 😁😁😁

You are so intelligent that you got the right cause.

Material Degradation – Rising temperatures and increased UV radiation can weaken synthetic fibers (like polyester or nylon) and natural fibers (like cotton or leather) used in shoelaces. Prolonged exposure to heat and sunlight can cause them to dry out, crack, or fray faster.

Increased Moisture and Humidity – More frequent extreme weather, like heavy rains or humidity, can lead to mold, mildew, or rotting in organic shoelace materials, making them more fragile.

Temperature Extremes – Frequent shifts between hot and cold weather cause materials to expand and contract, weakening fibers over time and making shoelaces more likely to snap.

Supply Chain and Quality Issues – Climate-related disruptions in supply chains may lead to lower-quality raw materials being used in production, making shoelaces less durable.

Increased Wear and Tear – People may walk more due to rising fuel prices, urban redesigns for sustainability, or transportation disruptions caused by climate events, leading to faster shoelace wear.

I'd blame Simon Cowell but the truth hurts.

I blame Eating cabbage, spinach, and greens because they give me more gas than cow can produce!

The Arctic storm and snow that is coming here on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Chinese shoe strings,

The Eagles winnimg the Super Boel.

Biden losing.Or should I say Harris.🤐

It's one of those things that permeates everything in a complex system. Think of it like ricin: one it's been introduced to a human body, everything bad that happens after that is down to that 1 thing

Diddy

Oh you won't be joking about it after the water heats up enough, that is when all hell breaks loose and everything changes.

Damn dinosaur shoes

It kinda does not matter as we are getting it anyway

The size of my badonkadonk.

Liverpool supporters, they do not contribute anything

The chocolate wheel of blame only has 2 slots.

Climate change
And orange man bad

Works everytime 🕺

Anything, it's a scam.