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Older brothers never stop being older brothers.

He’s in his mid 30, has a lovely wife and adorable kids, a career in the Royal Air Force, nice house, nice cars…
…but still meets my friends for the first time by telling them embarrassing facts about me, claims he uses my my best towels to “floss”, will walk into a room and turn everything upside down then fart before leaving, and once dragged a sun bed I was reading a book on into a pool and encouraged all the kids to pelt balls at me if I tried to get out.

It’s not going to stop, is it?
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Adogslife · 61-69, M
Drop a laxative into his next dessert.
@Adogslife Only if she wants to be charged with assault and battery for digestive distress.
Adogslife · 61-69, M
@NativePortlander1970 He wouldn’t have the guts to charge her.
@Adogslife 😶
Baybreeze · 41-45, F
It may lessen as he gets over 50, but stop? No. lol. My mom has a brother and when she had a C section with my sister in the hospital, instead of just simply wheeling her down the hall in her wheelchair to go see the new baby, he pops a Wheelie down the hall with her IN it !!! She's like , uhhh I just had Stitchessss! He was 30 years old and acting like he was 13. hahaha...
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
Ah, he still loves his little sister. 😁
black4white · 56-60, M
The best way to make it stop is to do the same to him …start telling things about him and ya know what goes around comes around… 😍😊😍

Just say remember that one time when you big brother did…….LoL
PowerofStories · 61-69, M
Probably not. I have two brothers -- both in their 60s. The last time we got together we had dinner. As we walked back to the hotel, with the two of them in front and me behind, due to the narrow sidewalk, they took turns farting in my direction.
And you wouldn’t have it any other way 😇
Nope, never. Just enjoy being tormented by him. Lol
SW-User
It's their job

Source: I have 3 younger sisters
Cowboybob · M
Maybe someday he won’t have enough energy to tease as hard. But no, it will never stop.
Sounds like horseplay I'd have with my male mates rather than something I'd do to my younger sister but that's just me 😅
MethDozer · M
We can't control the urge.
Just do what I used to do after I used to babysit my oldest brother's son when he was a baby, give them chocolate pudding and Mt Dew when it's time to pick them ip.

 
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