Older brothers never stop being older brothers.
He’s in his mid 30, has a lovely wife and adorable kids, a career in the Royal Air Force, nice house, nice cars…
…but still meets my friends for the first time by telling them embarrassing facts about me, claims he uses my my best towels to “floss”, will walk into a room and turn everything upside down then fart before leaving, and once dragged a sun bed I was reading a book on into a pool and encouraged all the kids to pelt balls at me if I tried to get out.
It’s not going to stop, is it?
…but still meets my friends for the first time by telling them embarrassing facts about me, claims he uses my my best towels to “floss”, will walk into a room and turn everything upside down then fart before leaving, and once dragged a sun bed I was reading a book on into a pool and encouraged all the kids to pelt balls at me if I tried to get out.
It’s not going to stop, is it?
