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WildWings · 61-69, M
I knew a friend who made an absolute fortune playing the banjo. Well, he didn't actually play it: every pub he went to, they had a whip round on condition that he went to another pub!! 🤣
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WildWings · 61-69, M
This joke is not mine - A man desperate to get rid of his banjo parked his car in the roughest part of town, put the banjo in the boot which he left unlocked. 3 hours later he returned. His car was completely vandalised, no wheels, no driver's door, steering column ripped out, windows smashed and in the boot - there were two banjos!! 🤣
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
Just no
orioninthenight · M
@Jenny1234 finally someone who wants to tell the truth
NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M
One of my best friends from Church has a wife and 3 kids and he plays the harmonica so yes it is possible
NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M
@Nimbus His name is Ralph and his daughter Angie was a good friend of mine till the church closed back in 2021
IM5688 · 61-69, M
@NiteRaven93 Maybe by working on creating the 3 kids was the only way she got him to stop playing?
NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M
@IM5688 He still plays harmonica at his new church and his daughter and wife play the violin
IM5688 · 61-69, M
It depends on the who, what, when, where and why.
Who they're playing for. Are they playing for you or for them or for a crowd.
What type of music they are playing. Bluegrass, Blues, R&R, etc
When they are playing, (i.e. morning, noon, night, etc.)
Where they are playing, (at home while watching tv, or at a party, or on the beach.)
Why are they playing, to show off, to annoy others, because they can't read music or play any other instrument.
Once you've figured out the above, then you can decide if you can form a relationship with them.
Who they're playing for. Are they playing for you or for them or for a crowd.
What type of music they are playing. Bluegrass, Blues, R&R, etc
When they are playing, (i.e. morning, noon, night, etc.)
Where they are playing, (at home while watching tv, or at a party, or on the beach.)
Why are they playing, to show off, to annoy others, because they can't read music or play any other instrument.
Once you've figured out the above, then you can decide if you can form a relationship with them.
AbbeyRhode · F
Absolutely. Musical and/or artistic talent is very attractive. ☺️
Oh hell yes! What that mouth could do!!!
sladejr · 56-60, M
Nimbus · M
@Pinkstarburst For sure! ;)
WildWings · 61-69, M
The BPC is having its annual convention in Australia this year. Banjo players think it's the Banjo Playing Convention. It's only when they get there they find it's the Banjo Penal Colony. Karma - after all they did send us Frank Ifield!! 🤣
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@WildWings I-I-I-I remember him..........😷
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Brings back good memories of high school when some of the Bob Marley fans would stand out in the smoking area at school that was outside of the main building. Some had large harmonicas and could play them well. I only wish I could play a harmonica like that.
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti Awww, I too tried to play it without success :)
Sure, why not! Out of the two of us my wife is the one who plays guitar!
@Nimbus I don't mind it at all! To be expected as her dad is the same and he is a LITERAL Snoop Dogg lookalike (her own family say this) 😅
Nimbus · M
@BritishFailedAesthetic Great if Snoop ever needs a stand in!
@Nimbus Yes, he is definitely the coolest father in law ever! If you want to see Snoop see his "what" or huh" face 😆
WildWings · 61-69, M
I'm a member of the RSPB. Royal Society for the pulverisation of banjos.
WildWings · 61-69, M
An old woman took up playing the banjo
Her husband went to the pawn shop and traded his hearing aids.
Her husband went to the pawn shop and traded his hearing aids.
WildWings · 61-69, M
Why do you not see any electric banjos?
Because they die off naturally, they don't need to be electrocuted.
Because they die off naturally, they don't need to be electrocuted.
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Someone who acknowledges that they can suck at times.
And then blow.
That's attractive....
And then blow.
That's attractive....
sladejr · 56-60, M
The brilliant harmonica player from J Geils was called Magic Dick
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sladejr · 56-60, M
I have no problem with a partner who likes to play the mouth organ!
Shows he’s skilled with his mouth. I’d give it a whirl. 👍
Nimbus · M
@OlderSometimesWiser He likes a girl who give a whirl ;)
smiler2012 · 56-60
@Nimbus 🤔 why not nimby you could harmony-ica in a relationship 😆lol
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 Groan x 10 ;)
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Yes. But what does it say about you that you would wish to??😷
Nimbus · M
@whowasthatmaskedman Good thinking !
WildWings · 61-69, M
How do you tune a banjo? Hit it hard against a wall. 🤣
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Now who was that Billy Joel was married to?
Must be 😀
Must be 😀
Nimbus · M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales So good he sang about it :)
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
I tried but it just didn't work out.
Nimbus · M
@AlchemyFox Better luck next time.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
Bust your eardrums
Nimbus · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Them amplifiers are too damn loud!
eyeno · M
We can try...
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Nimbus · M
@Longpatrol Wth is that?
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
@Nimbus How I look when I try to play the harmonica
WildWings · 61-69, M
A friend had a collection of 30 banjos. I said, "You must love banjos!" He replied, "No. I hate them but the more I've got the less people can find and play the bloody things!!"
kodiac · 22-25, M
WildWings · 61-69, M
Nobody knows why but there seems to be a worldwide shortage of banjo strings!! Thank God.
WildWings · 61-69, M
What is the difference between a V8 engine and a banjo?
You can tune a V8 engine!
You can tune a V8 engine!
WildWings · 61-69, M
It's that or the banjo?? 🥴🤣
WildWings · 61-69, M
How do you test the force potential of a hammer?
Step 1) Find a banjo...
Step 1) Find a banjo...
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
So long as they spare time to kiss the lips
Nimbus · M
@Donotfolowme Lips are the best :)