Girlfriend had a weird, disturbing dream about me last night
She came home from work, entered the kitchen (where I was), turned to me, and said, "I had a dream about you, but it's very disturbing. Do you promise not to get mad if I tell you?"
I laughed and replied, "No, I won't get mad." Intrigued, I inquired "Did you kill me?"
"Yes. I shot you. Once in the back and once in the head. See, I felt threatened by you somehow, so I shot you. That didn't stop you and then you lunged at me, so I shot you in the head. It was you, but it also kinda wasn't you, you know how dreams are!"
Yeesh. And yet, she still made dinner. What a keeper!
Truthfully, we have been watching a violent TV series on Hulu/FX (Fargo), so I'm certain it's based on that.
I laughed and replied, "No, I won't get mad." Intrigued, I inquired "Did you kill me?"
"Yes. I shot you. Once in the back and once in the head. See, I felt threatened by you somehow, so I shot you. That didn't stop you and then you lunged at me, so I shot you in the head. It was you, but it also kinda wasn't you, you know how dreams are!"
Yeesh. And yet, she still made dinner. What a keeper!
Truthfully, we have been watching a violent TV series on Hulu/FX (Fargo), so I'm certain it's based on that.
