You said you were going to help me paint the shed today

You didn't call me today so how was I supposed to know you still needed help???

I did no such thing..

What I said was 'you should paint the shed pink, and pay me $50 for my expert advice'

I see it's pink..



Where's My $50.

Paint the shed? I thought you said shed the paint! Weird way to put it I thought, but I did you the favor of bringing it to recycling this morning 🤷‍♂

oh that was TODAY?

I lied 💅🏻

I never received the advance payment!

No I didn`t.

I’m at the shed. Where are you?

Squirrel !!

Did I?

You promised me a plate of corn muffins. No muffins no work

You cant expect me to reach all the tall bits though

You never said it was the size of an aircraft hanger !
....and in Peru !

I see you are talking to your imaginary friends again

Too dangerous if you fell in da paint bucket youd drown and dat shit would be tragic hilariously funny but still tragic