i slways liked toe jam

I'd do it and buy me some better looking toes with the correct amount of nails to match 😎

sure.
I could buy a pretty dandy prosthetic with a hundred billion.

Shoot, I could hire somebody to walk for me!

Fuck yes I would! Nom nom nom!

My toe has contributed very little to this household financially. Hand me the Tabasco.

Yes, but someone would have to cut my foot off and hand it to me first.

Are you kidding. Id eat my whole fucking foot!

oh gawd...


hey @FeetAreFantastic get in here!!!

Bunions and all?

even having read the title, i've yet to consider it...

No i would than want the money to grow my toes back so defeats the purpose 😂