What would happen in the Iran war if they bombed Trump's new ballroom?

By "ballroom" do you mean Melania? 🤔

Good luck trying to get a plane to the center of north america to drip a bomb.

Probably not impossible but it would take a lengthy war to get that close

Would anyone notice?

Then we’d have a real war instead of a Trump dick measuring contest.

The US would rally around Trump. That’s the worst possible scenario.