I know its not true.

Hoard toilet paper

Same as I’ve done for the Rapture; nothing.

As long as it doesn’t hit my house.

Feel impacted

Is that right? I'll make anyone a generous cash offer on their stuff. I have no problem paying transfer expenses on real estate or vehicles.

Have fun before the world ends!

I think I know the one you mean and it's not a biggie. So nothing!

Study the turtles bcuz they survived the last one didn't they? 🐢

Find out what area of the Earth it will hit, and how large it is.

Oh, thank dog! The long nightmare is almost over!

Nothing.

Drink.

Eat it

Rush to the store and buy a bunch of bread, eggs, and milk.