an asteroid will impact earth in november

Is that right? I'll make anyone a generous cash offer on their stuff. I have no problem paying transfer expenses on real estate or vehicles.

Have fun before the world ends!

I think I know the one you mean and it's not a biggie. So nothing!

Drink.

Same as I’ve done for the Rapture; nothing.

Nothing.

Eat it

As long as it doesn’t hit my house.

Hoard toilet paper

Rush to the store and buy a bunch of bread, eggs, and milk.

Find out what area of the Earth it will hit, and how large it is.