Very unprofessional for my gynecologist to say when my feet were in the stirrups and he was looking up my hoo-ha. 😒

Its just axniety. Told me this 4 times i went to the hospital. And guess what I have a lump on my chest and they still didnt know and now i dont have inurance and i still dont know and cant afford to go to the hospital to get it checked. I did get an Ultrasound and the lady literally freaked out she ran out the room to come back and say the docter thinks you fractured your chest. I said no I had 2 xrays and nothing showed up. And she said there was nothing she can do and sent me home and i got my results online and it says normal. Wtf u mean normal. The first lady tried to shove my chest in a breast examination and i was screaming until i begged for the ultasound. I hate it when professionals dont give a shit. it's been 6 months and the lump is still there. And hurts like he'll. My docter prescribed me muscle relaxers before my inurance went out. So anytime I need them I can order it through him without having to see him because he knows I can't afford to see him anymore.

Oh and that one time I had Gerd and it was so horrible I thought I was going to die. For a whole year I was I was in so much pain that I actually had to get a camera down my throat and my stomach was bleeding. Said I had H. Pylori and I could've died. Every time I ate felt like glass going down my throat. I almost killed myself.

Apparently they couldn't know I had H. Plori because I was taking Gerd Pump pills and if u have those in your system h. Plori would show up negative no matter what. Thank God for that hospital visit. But then he got fired so I don't have a Gerd doctor anymore.

Never anything unprofessional, although I once said something to aggravate a doctor.

I have type 2 diabetes. Every time I went to this doctor, she asked if I noticed any changes with my feet.

Finally one day I said - "No, they are still just fine, but should we go ahead and schedule an amputation?"

The look on her face, I would pay $100 for a picture of it. 😁

I went to a local hospital with extreme abdominal pain and they did blood work and X-rays and when nothing showed up they discharged me. In the am it was worse so my PCP took me in and immediately told my wife to get me to another hospital. Turns out it was appendicitis and they took me right in.

When I went to visit one of my friend from EP in the hospital who had problem with kidneys. He was not in the ward when I reached hospital, they had taken him for chest X-ray. When he came back I asked the doctor who prescribed the X-ray that what was the need to do X-ray. He told me because we want to check if any infection is present. I told him that you have already done blood tests and the TLC and DLC are normal that means the body has no infections and the patient doesn't have any symptoms, then what is the need to know where is infection? He was speechless.

I was disagreeing with him because he was clearly wrong and he pointed to his computer screen and said " its right here in wikipedia" , he had gotten his conclusion from wikipedia but was misinterpreting the whole situation. P.S: just remembered a worst one. I was playing video games and smoking weed many years ago and my eye suddenly started hurting a lot so I ruahed to the hospital and the doctor was so mean for no reason. she was flashing her light in my eye but without holding the eye open with her other hand so I kept closing my eye out of reflex and ahe's shout at me "how can I help you if you keep closing your eye". my eye hurt AND had a light flashed in it , c'mon!! no compassion. and she kept asking me if I tried shooting up drugs in my eye ?!?! just because I had mentioned that I had smoked pot ,because it dries your eye, so I figured its relevant information, she figured I must be a full on junky shooting up heroine in my eyes !!. but she went on and on " sir, If you shot up drugs in your eye we won't be able to do anything for you if you don't tell us" . she was completely insane 🤣😂

In my twenties I had an abscess at the base of my spine that broke.

After it had been drained and repaired, the doctor was examining it and I asked, "Will this leave a bad scar ?"

The doctor was also young and in an innocent voice asked,

"You have many who look at you back here ?"
😳

Not to me, but to my sister. She's had a difficult experience with diabetes and some doctors have been rude to her about it. One doctor in the hospital said "Dude, I'm the M.D. " my sister should have replied, Dude, you're Rude. 🙁

Most of our Doctors are nice.. one even gave my hub a free operation off the books 😅

Your new dog looks lovely, he’s a doctor not a vet.

Not a medical doctor but my Ex wife´s (female) divorce lawyer....

A terrible dentist told me to "suck it up" about my persistent pain. I went to the local medical center. And they actually fixed my teeth like they were supposed to. Yep, old dentist did nothing. Dentists should be required to renew their licenses.

1979. I’d broken my nose (3rd time), this time in a college wrestling match (vs high school). The Dr said I should have the deviated septum repaired surgically. The “medication” after would be cocaine. I just looked at him like, “wtf?”.

I declined the surgery. You can buy the “medication” anywhere. 😂

I’ve got so many patients that I can’t remember who is who

"Stop being a baby" when I was crying as he was taking a biopsy of my uterus with no anesthesia

A urologist said, my fingers aren't that big 😳

I'm off my game 😄😄😄

Always a professional what u on aboot 🍑 💉🥴

bend over 😩

You have good horse muscles.

"I don't want you to do anything healthy, I just want you to take the pills."

" you look like your anticipating me "

Former gynecologist * shudders*

why are you here?? you are wasting my time. the bill is $500

You aren't Jewish, are you?

That if you eat your cum it will go back to your balls. Well, he wasn't a doctor then, he was only 12, but he is one now.