Have you ever jacked lumber?

Nope I never stole lumber, but I damn sure cut tons of it, stacked it, and I am presently building a house of it for myself!

I worked in a sawmill, so I've done just about everything to lumber that you can imagine that in nonsexual.

Jacked some wood? Any guy who says no is lying.

He's a lumber Jack
And he's ok
Sleeps all night
And works all day

No, but I was married to someone that did.

Jacked morning wood

🤔

Cut down my first tree at the tender age of 7

No but ive seen a guy with hard wood lol🤭