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Sroonaka616 · 31-35, M
I ignore a huge amount of red flags
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Sroonaka616 When you look at someone with rose colored glasses, all the red flags are just flags.

Flenflyys · 31-35, F
I have invasive thoughts about sleeping with men who aren’t my husband
Flenflyys · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula it is kinda fun too though lol
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@MethDozer Lmao
MethDozer · M
@CountScrofula that mad, eh?
goliathtree · 56-60, M
Absolutely nothing. I am perfect. Just ask me.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@goliathtree
slorollin · 41-45, M
Now that's a loaded question right there lol 😂
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@slorollin I'm trying new icebreakers.
slorollin · 41-45, M
@CountScrofula nice! Yeah I would spend far to long trying to answer that question lol
calicuz · 56-60, M
I was born a Human Being.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
My whole existence.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I can relate.
Bluebirdsonmyshoulder · 46-50, F
@NerdyPotato that’s because you’re a nerdy potato silly
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@NerdyPotato Ditto.
SW-User
I'm both kind and mean at the same time ...
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User I get that. This is why I go out of my way to befriend kindhearted grumps lol
SW-User
@CountScrofula you're too kind
SW-User
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Sorry to hear that. I also see you get a lot of shitty pms from dudes which makes things shittier.

Rather than unsolicited dick pics I want to start a trend of unsolicited dog pics which relate better to people I find.

SW-User
@CountScrofula he’s lovely, thank you
being · 36-40, F
I think I'm too stubborn and strong minded and that makes me really slow
being · 36-40, F
@Sidewinder strength must go along with flexibility then
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@being Point taken.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@being I get that, I've got some people close to me who are very similar. The advantage is stubborn people who are resistant to change tend to not be doormats and can be more assertive, which uh, is a trait a LOT of people need more of.
IndophileIndian · 31-35, M
I am both sensitive and hard.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@IndophileIndian What a dick.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@IndophileIndian That's similar to how I casually describe myself... Tough, but sensitive.
PoeticPlay · 56-60, M
Degbeme · 70-79, M
he list is long.
@Degbeme I'll ask Santa to bring you a new keyboard. 🫂
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@NerdyPotato It`s my tablet.
@Degbeme I'll ask Santa to bring you a tool to strengthen your finger then. 😅 And do people your age use tablets?! 🤣
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
I don't know. I wish I knew or saw what people saw.
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@jshm2 Don't conjure up my nightmare past of being a tenant. My mortgage is half-paid off I'd better own this damn place lol
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
...ehrm ...how much time ya got?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Starcrossed Whaaat it's fiiiine
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
I'm too fucking perfect
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@MougyWolf True, not a one of us could name a flaw.
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
Bluebirdsonmyshoulder · 46-50, F
From my perspective, nothing :-)
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
You already know
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
@SwampFlower Too damn pleasant.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
If it is wrong, I don't want to be right!
Selah ·
I'm human, unfortunately.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Selah Awful. How could you?
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
In short... Lots of things.
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
How much time do we have?
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Most things 😂
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Queendragonfly Well you're FUN. That part is working at least.
Umile · 41-45, F
Almost everything
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Stuck in old pattern, resisting the change.
DDonde · 31-35, M
I have issues that sort of go back to high school that have impaired my ability to make friends as an adult.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@DDonde Weird my high school issues didn't fuck up my ability to make friends, it just fucked up my ability to get shit done.
DDonde · 31-35, M
@CountScrofula I feel that too. I don't have diagnosed ADHD but it feels related, y'know? I dunno.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@DDonde Yeah I do enough self-assessments (because if they're strongly positive that's a SIGN) and there are very clear indicators I don't... but I kinda do too. Existing in that liminal space between yes and no.
Idk, you tell me
I have chronic laryngitis apparently 🤷‍♀️
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@V00doo Can I recommend bullshit treatments that are clearly snake oil or you've already tried and don't help?
@CountScrofula Sure. Im open to anything right now. Im on day 9 of no voice
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
I like drugs and hate gore.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@GlitterEater If only you had a more positive relationship to your skeletal system and a less positive relationship to flubber.
SW-User
insecure and codependent
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Severe mental illness and even worse rage issues.
Specifically ? 🤔
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@bijouxbroussard Or in abstract! You are the narrator
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
I'll have my therapist email you.
Iwillwait · M
Crazy people tryna ruin my life.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Can't do it from this device dammit.
Research Monty Python Medical song.
[media=https://youtu.be/s8eDlxCGIE0?si=SheCje2_RMM-xh7N]
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Picklebobble2 Oh I had that song on vinyl growing up.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@CountScrofula There's a reason why we're all crazy 🤪
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Apparently, I'm not smart enough to help my dad run a business.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@LordShadowfire Your dad sounds fuckin' difficult, man
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@CountScrofula He is. But I love him. Back before he started losing his mind, he taught me everything he knows.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@LordShadowfire That's very much the relationship my wife has with her dad.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Making a list of what isn’t wrong would be easier
SW-User
I caught the dumb
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Shit you'll have to get by on your looks.
omg, ur gift was fucking epic 🤣☠️😭 i am dyingggg, idk where else to tell you. so ur post will have to suffer it.
MethDozer · M
Empathy and misanthropy
SW-User
@MethDozer same
empanadas · 31-35, M
I got dropped on the head as a kid
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@empanadas We need to stop double-bouncing the babies for tiktok.

 
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