What should you not say to the bride on her wedding day

Do you really know what Smiler is like?

@nedkelly 🤔hey i can see you knicker line 😆

You can still run if you choose to.

Isnt he your brother?

" I just saw the groom. at least, I am almost positive it was him. It was his tux, and I recognized the socks. The house maid's skirt was covering his face, so it might NOT have been him..." 🤣🤣🤣

Congratulations on ruining your life?

I seen him with someone else?

You bet your wedding I would say that if it was a meat dress! 😖

How long do you think this will last?

"Should you be wearing white?"

You got your period

"Do you have time for a quickie for old time's sake?"