I noticed that you placed your recycling bin to the right of your trash bin

Wow! Look at the New CaptainBard turning into CaptainKaren of the HOA!😁

Here's your HOA ticket!

I noticed your recycling bin is empty, Bardy. Your neighbors are so ashamed of you.

Oh, I'm sorry... Let me correct that 🙄

lmao this reminds me of my fav Christmas movie and their war against the hoa lady lol

Ah...That's why i have a single family home with no HOA. I'd rather live in a hogan with a dirt floor.

It is to the left of the trash bin…the neighbor’s trash bin 🤷‍♂

blow me

*dumps trash in your yard right of recycling bin* 😡

* dumps recyling bin on your head then walks away *

Thank you for noticing. I will file this along with all the other notices from the HOA.

Here it's more like "One of your recycling items exceeded the recycling bin's upper limit by 1cm causing the lid to not close properly. As a result we have not collected your recycling waste on this occasion. Furthermore, our waste technician took a steaming sh*t on your bin and we've left the bin in your neighbour's hedge" 😒

I HAVE MERGED THEM INTO ONE AND NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE TRASHCYCLING HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Sir, this is a stand your ground state, pls get off my porch

I'm just trying to confuse the Raccoons...

I didn't sign up for this

That was strategically done to piss you off