This all could have been avoided had you just listened to me

Avoided what?

I mean, I tried. But we live in the real world, not the gaming world. We don't get to play chess with humans.

If I’d listened to you we’d still be on the raft slowly sinking into a ocean of molasses.

I didn't hear you say anything

This could have all been avoided had you told me to remove the ear muffs first.

Do you want to pilot this helicopter? Because I’ll pull over right now if you do!

Next time. I swear.

Who said that?

Oh well. Better luck next time.

I listened, Bardy. But no one wanted to buy my dirty underpants. And now I owe Killer and Mad Dog eleventy-three gazillion dollars!

Than I’d have to stoop to your level…

uh-huh, just like the time we wound up in the clinker? Oh you forgot about that already?

But why would we want to have avoided this?

Pfft! Everyone knows the best advice comes from tall people, especially good looking tall people 😏

(((I))) THE ALMIGHTY POTATO LISTEN TO YOU?!!! TALKING NONSENSE 🥔😡