I’m not your standard, run of the mill bard

I remember when you were FarmBard and out standing in your field.

Okay, small fry Bard

Basic.

Lost media lol

that's what all standard, run of the mill bards try to tell me.

No? Do you perform rock operas? 👀

I know. A standard bard could actually run the mill, rather than whatever this is 🤷‍♂

No, you're the rare miniature version. 😊

How many Bards are there?

You’ve had so many jobs in your name, you’re like the Barbie of bards.

Of course you're not MillBard

You are @ShepherdBard

You're worst