yup,people getting nuttier

Florida really outdid itself this time.

Police responded to reports of a woman stuck in a tree, only to find her fully dressed in a squirrel costume, pelting officers with acorns from above. When asked to come down, she reportedly shouted, "I am the Squirrel Queen!" and refused to budge.

Officers eventually got her down safely, though the scene left everyone involved, and now the internet, completely speechless.

At this point, Florida headlines do not even need context. You just have to accept that somewhere, at some point, someone declared themselves royalty in a tree and started throwing snacks at law enforcement.