What is the first thing you do when you wake up ?

I say, "Good morning, Lord. Thank you for another day."

wonder how I got home and where I left my clothes at

Struggle to consciousness.

I get up and jog...to the bathroom. Always have to pee really bad.

Decide whether the paycheck is really worth the hassle because I'd rather go back to sleep

Grab my clothes, head out the door, and be on my way to the salt mines.

Do Breakfast or read news papers.

Have a drink of water.

Agonise over what I need more: a pee or a coffee!

go back to sleep 😪

Offload my grapefruit

So... Like a hippies armpit?

Get pumped up and ready to run

Get up and go use the 'facilities'.

Shit.

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