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Do you think Santa Claus comes in through the proper channels or hops the border?

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Northwest · M
Luckily, we were well protected in my country. Our President warned unofficial Santas to stay clear, or else.
ToxicKing · 100+, M
@Northwest background check that santa!
He does what he wants, he's Daddy Christmas. 🤷🏾
@ToxicKing ROOD! No presents for YOU!
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@ToxicKing He speaks every language and when I say every language, I mean EVERY language.

English, French, Spanish, German, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, the list goes ON!
ToxicKing · 100+, M
@Sidewinder Nah he's from Finland, he only speaks Finnish.
joe438 · 61-69, M
The immigration laws are very specific and there’s a clause that mentions Santa by name.
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
Well NORAD is aware of his activities. If theyre not sharing their informative with other agencies then thats on them.
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
Watch out for ICE, Santa!
🤓
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@ProfessorPlum77 The only ICE that Santa need watch out for is on the rooftops.


Especially the slanted ones as they can make it really slippery for the reindeer who have to stand on them when he parks his sleigh.
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
He's got a pass.
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Santa is not afraid of ICE
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
He flies at altitudes higher than any border.
TexChik · F
Santa has a permanent one day (per year) Visa.
ToxicKing · 100+, M
@TexChik I've heard he skipped Texas this year.
TexChik · F
@ToxicKing clean the cactus out of your ears, you heard wrong!
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Dino11 · M
Swims the Rio Grande!
JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M
He bribes the border guards with milk and cookies.

Trust me, he has plenty to spare.

Any who refuse are turned into coal, then shipped off to a power plant to light up Texas and raise global temperatures
meJess · F
The EU claims he travels faster in Europe because of the Schengen agreement.
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
He was on the Epstein list he can do whatever he wants
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