Have you ever farted while sitting and felt the pressure of the gas lifting up your balls a little?

No, but I have:

1. Hit my head on the ceiling in the middle of the night
2. Awosken the 90+ year old lady in the apartment under me
3. Awoken mom, sisters, stepdad, and all the pets in the middle of the night
4. Awoken even myself

I'm sure there's more, but I'm too drunk to type

its the little things in life 🥰

No but I blasted myself a couple of feet off the couch last week.

hot

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