Apart from money, what would be great if it grew on trees?

@AndysLoft I like where you are coming from......any particular type of doughnut? (Just seeing if you are paying attention)🙃

@pennynoodles Can I change it to bags of crisps?

@AndysLoft Oh, go on then.....but only if you choose the correct flavour.

@pennynoodles Well, I would have different trees for all the different flavours, a row of salt n' vinegar, another row for ready salted...we could have bushes for quavers, quavers would not grow on trees and it would be a bit daft to suggest it. I think nik naks would be some sort of hedge.

@AndysLoft Can the chicken flavoured ones be on a low branch please. They're my favourite and I'm vertically challenged.

@pennynoodles No problem, I will talk to the tree surgeon.

@AndysLoft Cut out the middle man and go straight to the tree.

@pennynoodles They are not talking to me since the unpleasantness with my dog.

@AndysLoft Tempted.....but I won't ask....

@AndysLoft Plant that right next to my coffee tree please!