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BigImo · 22-25, F
Nothing I'm perfect
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Lucky you!@BigImo
My pussy is too tight 😔🙏💯
Temporallube · M
@PepsiColaP damn I hate that 🤨
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh you poor thing.@PepsiColaP
@pennynoodles the gods had mercy on me n blessed me w an asian bf so I'll b ok 🌹
PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 31-35, T
My cock is just too damn big
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PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 31-35, T
@pennynoodles yeah i can fit about 845 wardrobes on each nut
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I expect you have a bad back too. @PervertedPrincessOfDeath
PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 31-35, T
@pennynoodles oh there's a lot of bad things about me 😈
Magenta · F
None. Our bodies were made magnificently beautiful.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Excellent@Magenta
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BlueVeins · 22-25
the one ankle is prone to spraining and my lungs don't much like doing their job. Also the brain regrets its own existence. Otherwise it's pretty OK.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Good to hear there are bits that are positive. @BlueVeins
Ok in a serious note. One of my pupils is larger than the other . Its called anisocoria and I developed it after head trauma. One of my thumbs is larger than the other too. Like much larger. And one of my ears is pointy. Generally I'm very asymmetrical
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
It makes you more 'interesting'.@PepsiColaP
Wallflow3r · F
I have lots of freckles, my toes are a little crooked, I'm very short, nose is a bit big uhmm and there is prob more.. :P far from perfect that's for sure but that's okay I am happy the way I am.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Lovely to hear that you are happy as you are. @Wallflow3r
Wallflow3r · F
@pennynoodles Beauty comes within!
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My right breast is bigger then my left one 😔
@SW-User same w my right one too ahaha
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
This is a very common thing I think. @PepsiColaP
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
I think my real dad was the Michelin man
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh crikey@Pinkstarburst
I have an infield arm ... I can throw 80 mph from short to first but can not make the full throw to the plate from Left field.
I have a large bicep
I have a large bicep
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Just the one?@questionWeaver
@pennynoodles lol ... both are large
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
I worry way too much about everything.
Realistically I have nothing to worry about (so my therapy tells me), but my brain just thrives on worry.
Realistically I have nothing to worry about (so my therapy tells me), but my brain just thrives on worry.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Mine does at night. @LunarOrbit
deadgerbil · 26-30
I have open, weeping, purulent sores on my butt that breeds all sorts of worms. Jk lol
No real flaws yet thankfully, but I'd change a thing or two
No real flaws yet thankfully, but I'd change a thing or two
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I think we all would.@deadgerbil
exexec · 61-69, C
My knees and shoulders were not designed to absorb the punishment they received back during my athletic days.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Paying the price now@exexec
exexec · 61-69, C
@pennynoodles Yep, but it was worth it.
RoxClymer · 41-45, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Hang on, it will take me a while to get through that list. @RoxClymer
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
It gets tired a bit quicker than it used to. I just see it as a reminder to spread some of the badassery out a little more though.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
ha ha ha@PerfectionOfTheHeart
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
There are female reproductive organs built in. 😐 I didn't subscribe to this.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
so unfair isn't it?@CrazyMusicLover
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
@pennynoodles It's just plain nasty
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
I have many "design flaws"
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Wriggly brain I call it. @Sidewinder
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@pennynoodles I like the way you put that.🙂👍
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Mine happens at night.@Sidewinder
sunrisehawk · 61-69, M
No design flaws, just a few maintenance problems as the warranty is expired.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh no. Could you perhaps get one of those extended guarantees?@sunrisehawk
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Prone to aches, pains and injuries when I do anything athletic.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Best not to do it then@Harmonium1923
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@pennynoodles Gotta do it for my mental health though.
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
There is nothing like perfect but I love the way I look.
No flaws. No disability.
No flaws. No disability.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That's great@AngelKrish
AdaXI · 41-45, T
My hand's are buggered and brain doesn't work right.
乂ᴼ ₒ ᴼ乂
乂ᴼ ₒ ᴼ乂
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Sorry to hear that. @AdaXI
AdaXI · 41-45, T
@pennynoodles Ah life goes on, but thank you.
乂ᴼ◡ᴼ乂
乂ᴼ◡ᴼ乂
Pfuzylogic · M
Working out but that doesn’t stop the aging!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Nothing does. @Pfuzylogic
Pfuzylogic · M
@pennynoodles
That reminds me I need to run a couple of miles today or tomorrow! 😗
That reminds me I need to run a couple of miles today or tomorrow! 😗
CantExplain · 61-69, M
All sorts but I’ve made it to retirement just fine 😆
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Thankfully, we do seem to overcome the little flaws .@CantExplain
CantExplain · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles sometimes w/ a little help from our friends ❤️
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Too big for planes and theatres
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That must be awkward. My feet never reach the floor on most chairs.....@SW-User
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@pennynoodles That must be irritating
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Just have to laugh about it really.@SW-User
Temporallube · M
It’s way too greedy, and has a pleasure malfunction
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh dear@Temporallube
summersong · F
The aging thing is the big one...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
It sneaks up on you doesn't it?@summersong
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Thanks for sharing that with us. @stratosranger
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Many but he doesn’t complain.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Glad to hear it@Keepitsimple
LookingForTheSummer · 31-35, M
My butt is too good for a guy.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Not hairy then?@LookingForTheSummer
Keeper · M
It likes beer too much....
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ah....can be a problem. @Keeper
Manzi · 56-60, M
I have to many 😫
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh dear@Manzi
Nimbus · M
None.
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Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Well my tan is blotchy. Once all these freckles connect I’ll look golden 😅
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ah, that's good. @Mrsbetweenfatandfit
empanadas · 31-35, M
i have triple d's as a man
Pfuzylogic · M
@empanadas
Could you imagine what triple H faces?
Could you imagine what triple H faces?
empanadas · 31-35, M
@Pfuzylogic Oh the back pains
Pfuzylogic · M
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There's only one of it