Did you know that they're not going to make yardsticks any longer ?

I heard It Was decided by the ruler

That's a good thing as long as they don't make them any shorter either

It could happen if they need to market to metric system countries. They will make them 3.37 inches longer.

Have the SI units claimed another patch of territory?

Good, I am sick of keep raking them up.

Why's that?

I remember my grandmother had one of those...