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What would your 'message in a bottle' say?

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Send rum, I've run out

Sapio · 46-50, M

The destination is more important than where you start. See it. Believe it. And go for it.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Good advice@Sapio

Dlrannie · 31-35, F

Can you return this bottle to the milkman please 🙂

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

You're about two decades too late ha ha@Dlrannie

Dlrannie · 31-35, F

@pennynoodles Just testing 😂😂

raysam363 · 31-35, F

"We're trying to contact you about your student loans"

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Ha ha, they catch up with you in the end.@raysam363

Lackwittyname · 51-55, M

This bottle of gin is empty, please send a new one

Fairydust · F

Sorry I drank it .... 🤣🍾🥂

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

It was you!@Fairydust

Fairydust · F

Haha 😂 @pennynoodles

Nimbus · M

Is 'Brexit' over yet?

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

And the reply would be .....don't be so ridiculous. @Nimbus

Nimbus · M

@pennynoodles !

luctoretemergo · 61-69, M

5c if returned....

Grateful4you · M

I knew I should have taken the Greyhound bus. This ocean is beautiful folks, but please cart me to view it from my casita and fruited drink1

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

LOLOL@Grateful4you

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

[b]NOW HIRING:[/b] Coconut chef; Man Friday; Bear Grylls styled 'survivor and potential female Playmate of the month

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Have you been watching that programme "Naked and afraid".@Picklebobble2

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

@pennynoodles No.....Should i ?

bunnyXbunny · 36-40, M

Wake up, you're in a coma. We've been trying to reach you. We miss you.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

I hope there's some water in the bottle too, as I think I'd be rather thirsty. @bunnyXbunny

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Help!I have been enslaved by the Pygmy people of Lundy Island.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

I know I'm short but do you have to refer to me by that name.@TheSirfurryanimalWales

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

I have loved you from afar; now can I love you skin on skin.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Lovely @Fungirlmmm

SageWanderer · 70-79, M

I'm alone on a deserted island....send nudes.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Ha ha ha @SageWanderer

traceavery · 70-79, M

I need you... come home... my cooking of coconuts suck!

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Ha ha ha @traceavery

Ironicman · 56-60, M

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

lolol..cheese n onion?@Ironicman

TheOneWhoEscaped · 26-30, F

“They’re coming for you.”

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Eek@TheOneWhoEscaped

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

Needs ice.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Go to the fridge then.@JoyfulSilence

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

@pennynoodles I have lots there. And I am making more!

Immia · F

What! No bear? _o_

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

No ship either.@Immia

Tres13 · 51-55, M

Schiff is still Pencilneck

Bigmike2523 · 46-50, M

Help I'm stuck in a bottle lol

Holdontothefire · 26-30, M

Help

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

I think you're on your own.@Holdontothefire

Holdontothefire · 26-30, M

@pennynoodles With how uninformative my message was, that makes sense

Zonuss · 41-45, M

That you're the one. 🙂

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