Guess about what people would say at your funeral?

Mom "oh even though he was a worthless faggot assed son, I'm sure he'll find a good place in hell"

I think they would say I had a very kind heart and was very sweet. I'm in no way bragging. Just saying what people usually say about me.

"Do you think he kept money in his house? Are there any left? Lets go and find out"

Idk, I recently told my dad I'm not going to his funeral, and if I beat him to it, I don't want him at mine.

Always smiling, she took care of us, she was the glue of the office, very sweet, the best giggle, she was such a good friend.

He put up a good fight when we put him in there. But his quietened down now.

assuming someone goes to mine. I'm sure they'd triple check to make sure I'm dead.

"He's had a sad life, and such a sad death. This will forever be a sad story"

Pastor: In his memory: He requested this video. Its a split screen video
One half shows his life, Those he helped. those he loved and his calling for God’s kingdom. His work touched many lives.
The second half is a list of his favorite memes. All 2000 of them. 1900 of them are cringy, all 2000 are out dated. And most are jokes only he got, Its going to be a long 10 minutes.

Remembering gamalon/ THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAA!!!!

They'd probably only attend to make absolutely sure that I'm dead.

They will say, "I miss being waited on". lol

😆 that meme is so funny.

I will be missed.

Yep she dead

Might as well go ahead and chisel “wasted potential” into my tombstone.

Well he finally achieved his dream

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