Would you like a cuppa?

"i can't wait to eat beans on toast"

Of course it's June, can't you see the rain

Fish fingers, chips and beans please...

Turned out nice again, didn't it?

"...and Bob's your Uncle!"😂

After you....

“Mind the cat”.

Raining again lol

Brexit is a good idea

summat, nowt,

Tra la la

Care for some spotted dick?

Jolly good show old chap.

Blimey

"He was barking!" (Meaning, "He was barking mad.")

Love a duck!

I'm not sure but the statement would carry a couple extra unnecessary letter Us for no reason.

Crikey !

LOL Idk but I've read many times things like this on TimeOut London. They often do lists of stuff!

-Keep left.-

"What's the weather say for today?"

Ive been called cheeky more than a couple of times.

Well, my Brit friend told me she was wearing her new jumper, hoovering , and had a pot on the hob and was having biscuits for dessert...and I thought maybe she was talking in a foreign language! Bloody hell 😉

Why me blimey?

Wanna packet of scratchings with that?

Did you see that tit Trump on the telly last night Mabel??

"Bloody hell!"

What in the bloody hell is that?!

It's looking black over Bill's mother's.

Raining cats and dogs

Bloody hell.

Wanker...

ah bloody hell i done pissed me'self 🧐

Goody goody gumdrops

Sod off ya wanker!

Anyone up to smoking a fag?