Top this joke!

@SW-User Hahaha! I'm stealing this joke

@Scribbles 😂

@SW-User My brother threw milk at me. How dairy (dare he)

@room101 ok, this is my last corny joke on this post: I couldn't decide if I wanted to order Japanese or Chinese food. So I called it a Thai

@Scribbles I'll have a mitho thoup 😜

@room101 😂😂😂

@Scribbles I needed to give a lot of explanation with that one though. 😆

@Classified I like it. I'm going to remember kermit the frog as kermit the kikker now. In an american accent and pronounciation it would sound like kermit the kicker. so that's kind of funny too. lol

@Scribbles That's very close to the proper way to pronounce it though. 😋

@ButterRobot Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@SW-User What kind of art class does a coal miner take? minecrafts

@GJOFJ3 crap...i don't get it

@Scribbles "what" does not rhyme with "orange,

@GJOFJ3 OH! 😂

@ozgirl512 I thought you were going to say some deceased person's balls or something instead. lol

@Scribbles who me?
Nah ;)

@ProdigalSummer 😂🤣 omg...

@SW-User I normally don't laugh at fart jokes...but that one is pretty good. lol

@Scribbles

Whenever there is talk about fart jokes, I am reminded of this part of the South Park April Fool's episode:

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/150273/head-cancer

@SW-User Here I got a fart joke.

Why was the man's birthday so stinky? He was turning farty

@Elegy That's f'ing tragic. lol

What is giraffe's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines