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What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide



(please post your own joke...because SW needs to lighten up a little tbh)
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Classified · M
I don't like threesomes. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I'll tell my parents about my plans for the future. 😝
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified What do you call a father who is a professional dancer? A step father.
Classified · M
@Scribbles Corny 😆
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified how about this one: What kind of car does Mickey mouse drive? a mini.
Classified · M
@Scribbles That one could be considered dirty though. 😂
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified Yeah. the first time i heard that one I was a little soeechless and just..."wow..." and then I laughed. lol
Classified · M
@Scribbles I realise I know a number of those word jokes, but most of them are in Dutch. This isn't working. 😆
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified Haha. I used to read old badly translated russian scifi books for the corny jokes.

Does this one make sense? lol

What does the car say to the banana? peel out.
Classified · M
@Scribbles It makes some sence. 😋

I can't find a Dutch joke which translates properly 😅
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified Try it anyway! It has to better then my old russian jokes.
Classified · M
@Scribbles A man finds a camel in the desert, the camel finds this not.

I Dutch it already makes hardly any sense. 😆
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified :) 👍 Do you have any more?
Classified · M
@Scribbles A lot of Kermit jokes, but those translate horrible, because the Dutch word for frog is entirely different from frog. 😆
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified try one please. I'm curious now.
Classified · M
@Scribbles Well the Dutch word for frog is kikker. So in Dutch Kermit the Frog is called Kermit the Kikker.

It's green and it sticks: Kermit the Sticker.
*Ba dum tss*
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified

kermit the sticker is funny. I like that one. 😂
Classified · M
@Scribbles I needed to give a lot of explanation with that one though. 😆
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Classified I like it. I'm going to remember kermit the frog as kermit the kikker now. In an american accent and pronounciation it would sound like kermit the kicker. so that's kind of funny too. lol
Classified · M
@Scribbles That's very close to the proper way to pronounce it though. 😋