Top this joke!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide

(please post your own joke...because SW needs to lighten up a little tbh)

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SW-User

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Scribbles · 36-40, F

@SW-User What do you call it when the trash/rubbish can goes to the bathroom? A dump

SW-User

@Scribbles 😄

What do you call a person who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor.

Scribbles · 36-40, F

@SW-User I normally don't laugh at fart jokes...but that one is pretty good. lol

SW-User

@Scribbles

Whenever there is talk about fart jokes, I am reminded of this part of the South Park April Fool's episode:

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/150273/head-cancer

Scribbles · 36-40, F

@SW-User Here I got a fart joke.

Why was the man's birthday so stinky? He was turning farty