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Mariner62 · 61-69, M
Can I sniff your panties?
LyricalOne · F
@Mariner62 Sure, now that I'm transitioning, I'd love that. 😍

SW-User
Allahu Akbar
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User I'll just head for the exit now.
touchofgray · 56-60, M
Did you try the smothered bean burritos in the concourse? They were amazing...I had three.
silentwriter180 · 56-60, F
@touchofgray That's baaaaad!! lol
LyricalOne · F
@touchofgray It's gonna be a loooooong flight! 🛫
Fernie · F
feel this...is this a lump?
@Fernie lol
Rambler · 61-69, M
I’m pretty sure I’m not contagious anymore
LyricalOne · F
@Rambler Comforting words indeed. 😉
I sleep in the nude,hope you don't mind
@GuitarMan who said I would do that? LOL.
GuitarMan · 51-55, M
@FreeSpirit1 You got me there....LOL!!!
jackson55 · M
@FreeSpirit1 Pillow, Blanket?
Offthetop · 56-60, M
I hope this pilot is like me - very good at pulling out on time.
LyricalOne · F
@Offthetop Hmm... you could just turn out to be a very interesting seatmate. 🤔
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Can I talk to you about Jesus?
LyricalOne · F
@SumKindaMunster I'm sorry, no speaka de English.
SW-User
Do you want to see my hemorrhoids that were removed by the doc? I keep 'em tucked into my wallet. 😕
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Next to your pap smear slides, right? Thought I recognized you from another flight. 😒
@SW-User I had mine made into a pair of earrings. Wanna see?
SW-User
@GingerPeach Yes please! 😃
silentwriter180 · 56-60, F
Do you have a cigarette?
LyricalOne · F
@silentwriter180 Lol... sure hope not.
Normanwestie · 61-69, M
Did you notice that bloke poking about in the engine before take off? Do you think it had anything to do with that strange rumbling noise?
LyricalOne · F
@Normanwestie I'm scared. 😰
I have only one question. What airline do you guys fly? I'd like to use another one....
LyricalOne · F
@Mamapolo2016 I fly exclusively Air Chicken. 🐔
@LyricalOne Okay, then. Scratches off item on list. Have a great flight!
madhoncho · M
https://youtu.be/DSMxFp0_U3U

The question made me think of this old Steve Martin routine
LyricalOne · F
Lol... excellent.

@madhoncho

[media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSMxFp0_U3U]
indyjoe · 56-60, M
I had brown beans for lunch?
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
i had a cheese, pepper and drk red kidney bean burrito with onions.


yum yummy!
LyricalOne · F
@sighmeupforthat Ugh, where's the exit on this thing?
indyjoe · 56-60, M
Did I just hear the engine stop?
LyricalOne · F
@GingerPeach D'uh oh, they got any airline diapers on board this thing?
Is yelling "BOMB" in an airplane a bad thing even if it just a joke? 😉
LyricalOne · F
Sazzio · 36-40, M
Don't mind me, ma'am... I had beans before boarding!
LyricalOne · F
@Sazzio Nooooooo!!! 😱
SandInMyShoes · 41-45, F
*sneeze* I have ebola
LyricalOne · F
@SandInMyShoes Oh no, not you too!! 😱
SW-User
@LyricalOne only if it was a hawt milf
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Erm... okay.
Fernie · F
🙄@SW-User pathetic that that is where your mind goes immediately
jackson55 · M
Look, The engine is on fire.
LyricalOne · F
@jackson55 😱
jackson55 · M
@LyricalOne Got your attention. 😇
AnonymousJSS · 22-25, F
"I have pneumonic plague"
LyricalOne · F
@AnonymousJSS Well I've got Ebola so we're even.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Lady you make Hillary Clinton look attractive
LyricalOne · F
@nedkelly Ned, cut me some slack, I didn't put on any makeup today. 😓
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
I hope the in-flight movie is a porn.
LyricalOne · F
@StevetheSleeve Sir, put that thing away please. And no, I don't believe you use it to control the inflight entertainment system.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@LyricalOne Lol. Let's step into the cockpit.
LyricalOne · F
@StevetheSleeve You're on your own with that joystick there Captain.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
i'm internally bleeding... i have to wear diapers just in case i fart blood.
LyricalOne · F
@sighmeupforthat Oh good, I've got Prince Charming sitting next to me. 😍
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
"Those planes don´t crash frequently. Only once, ya know?"
Offthetop · 56-60, M
مرحبا لا تتردد في استخدام مسند الذراع
LyricalOne · F
@Offthetop Yup, that's what I always say.
Peapod · 61-69, F
Heads up. I was at the bar doing shots with the pilot.
Ma'am, would you care to give me a handjob during the flight to kill some time ?? LOL
im gonna make a really really bad mess. 😂
Keepitsimple · 56-60, F
@YourMomsSecretCrush just throw it under your seat for the person behind you 😉
😂
JavaJoe · 51-55, M
Do you get this high often??? 😆
LyricalOne · F
@WorldsForgottenBoy Not me, must have been the dog. 🐕
@LyricalOne Lies...dogs are not allowed on planes
LyricalOne · F
@WorldsForgottenBoy Sure they are.
Keepitsimple · 56-60, F
Your blubber is in my seat, damn it.
LyricalOne · F
@Keepitsimple Lol... bet that's something a lot of people would really like to come out and say.
Keepitsimple · 56-60, F
I have been known to blurt out “I can’t breathe, I’m being smothered for Christ’s sake!”@LyricalOne
LyricalOne · F
lorne13 · 61-69, M
I got a bomb
LyricalOne · F
@lorne13 Yeah, that's not good. 😕
Well, “hope we don’t crash” is probably the obvious one...
LyricalOne · F
@LyricalOne Oh "cum" now! Surely we can discuss the finer details XD
LyricalOne · F
@ThatOneMan Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
@LyricalOne Hey, we're on a long plane ride, figured we could both have entertainment for the time 😶
Luvbuttz · M
-I got it.!.-

To the lady sitting next to me:
Excuse me sir: you dropped ur wallet.:

Her/Him: Oops oh um.. yea um..

Me: Sir? Are U ok? U seem out of sorts.

Her/Him: Listen here you lil mother fucker! You mention this to anyone and I will block your ass!

Me: so then it is true.. U are a man because yesterday ,every time i klicked on @LyricalOne,this popped up
@Bubbameister <---- then i put this mans name in the search box and i end up right back here.. Wtf mister! Who the fk are u.? Or wtf are you?

 
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