What would be something really inappropriate to say to the stranger sitting next to you on an airplane?

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

I hope the in-flight movie is a porn.

LyricalOne · F

@StevetheSleeve Sir, put that thing away please. And no, I don't believe you use it to control the inflight entertainment system.

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@LyricalOne Lol. Let's step into the cockpit.

LyricalOne · F

@StevetheSleeve You're on your own with that joystick there Captain.