What would be something really inappropriate to say to the stranger sitting next to you on an airplane?

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Ma'am, would you care to give me a handjob during the flight to kill some time ?? LOL

LyricalOne · F

@MayorOfCrushtown You might be surprised at the answer. 😉

@LyricalOne A flight to remember !!!!

LyricalOne · F

@MayorOfCrushtown You're gonna need more than one of those tiny, cheapo airline blankets though.

@LyricalOne might make a few people nearby uncomfortable with my facial expressions LOL

LyricalOne · F

@MayorOfCrushtown Nothing like a little turbulence in your pants to pass the time.

Keepitsimple · 56-60, F

@MayorOfCrushtown pillow...u need a pillow!!

im gonna make a really really bad mess. 😂

Keepitsimple · 56-60, F

@MayorOfCrushtown just throw it under your seat for the person behind you 😉

😂