If you're my ex, you can rely on it for a fuel efficient modum of transportation.

Quidditch

* Scarecrow for the garden (add strips of aluminum foil or 2 old CD's)
* Shooing cats (only works once, though, then they eat the broom)
* Plant stake (in ground outside or in plants with large pots)
* Deterrent for anyone who dares want to clean your house (hang outside with a noose at its base)
* Spider motel (but good luck in collecting any rent)
* Compost starter (corn broom only)
* Kindling (corn broom w/wooden handle only)

Anything you want.

Pretend it’s a guitar

get cobwebs

A friend (so I can't guarantee it) used one to paint his fence, much quicker than a paint brush he told me.

A broom used to be the weapon of choice for housewives dealing with stray dogs.

Ride it.

Play quidditch?!

You can do a Corporal Jones with the handle!They don't like it up 'em

Practice martial arts with it, like a spear or staff.

Curl

Play broom guitar.

Ride

Cobwebs

play quiditch

Brush snow off my truck.Thats all I know! Lmao

I've seen Liz Warren flying on hers

Push somebody out of the door

- Pretend your a witch and fly around the house
- Use the handle to get balls out from under the bed
- Smack your neighbor when they toss weeds over the fence
- Use it to keep the rim from spinning while you are changing a tire

Well you could dye yourself purple....stick the broomstick up your butt and be a popscycle on Halloween?

Ride it, kill mice, dust cobwebs

Knock on the ceiling to tell your neighbors to stop fucking so loud.

Sweep you off your feet
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