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maturemum · 56-60, F
If you plant it in your garden vertically it will attract signals from space aliens directing them to your house! (Actually that is not true and a poor attempt at a joke!) 😀😀😀
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
So that is how I get home! I've been trying to communicate with them for years. Thank you so much. @maturemum
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Quidditch
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Is that the Harry Potter flying game? @KingofPizza2
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@pennynoodles Correct!
SW-User
If you're my ex, you can rely on it for a fuel efficient modum of transportation.
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Most of my questions and retorts are humorous. It's good to see a fellow 'sane' madman on here...@SW-User
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@pennynoodles the feeling us mutual.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
@SW-User 🤣
shuhak · M
* Scarecrow for the garden (add strips of aluminum foil or 2 old CD's)
* Shooing cats (only works once, though, then they eat the broom)
* Plant stake (in ground outside or in plants with large pots)
* Deterrent for anyone who dares want to clean your house (hang outside with a noose at its base)
* Spider motel (but good luck in collecting any rent)
* Compost starter (corn broom only)
* Kindling (corn broom w/wooden handle only)
* Shooing cats (only works once, though, then they eat the broom)
* Plant stake (in ground outside or in plants with large pots)
* Deterrent for anyone who dares want to clean your house (hang outside with a noose at its base)
* Spider motel (but good luck in collecting any rent)
* Compost starter (corn broom only)
* Kindling (corn broom w/wooden handle only)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
get cobwebs
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@Eddiesolds thanks
UreBesFrend · M
That is still sweeping though.
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@UreBesFrend not really
VoloProVeritas62 · 61-69, M
Anything you want.
Zonuss · 41-45, M
@VoloProVeritas62 Easy. She might misinterpret your kindness like she did me. 😌
VoloProVeritas62 · 61-69, M
@Zonuss Thanks for the warning. ☺
Zonuss · 41-45, M
@VoloProVeritas62 Its the internet. Its common on this site for people to act this way here. But it is what it is
Just be kind to people anyway
Just be kind to people anyway
YouCanCallMeDan · 41-45, M
Pretend it’s a guitar
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
OO an improvement on the air-guitar 😀@YouCanCallMeDan
UreBesFrend · M
- Pretend your a witch and fly around the house
- Use the handle to get balls out from under the bed
- Smack your neighbor when they toss weeds over the fence
- Use it to keep the rim from spinning while you are changing a tire
- Use the handle to get balls out from under the bed
- Smack your neighbor when they toss weeds over the fence
- Use it to keep the rim from spinning while you are changing a tire
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You are inventive! @UreBesFrend
GeniUs · 56-60, M
A broom used to be the weapon of choice for housewives dealing with stray dogs.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Rock hard those rolling pins. @GeniUs
GeniUs · 56-60, M
@pennynoodles I'd say you could kill somebody if you got them on the head.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
*thinks................................................................ 😜@GeniUs
Nimbus · M
Ride it.
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Only got a license for one night a year. @Nimbus
anythingoes477 · M
Well you could dye yourself purple....stick the broomstick up your butt and be a popscycle on Halloween?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
What a great idea.... I will try that this year. @anythingoes477
anythingoes477 · M
@pennynoodles Tip.............you can NEVER use the broom again. ;-)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Thank you @anythingoes477
GeniUs · 56-60, M
A friend (so I can't guarantee it) used one to paint his fence, much quicker than a paint brush he told me.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Not a tidy job I wouldn't think @GeniUs
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Brush snow off my truck.Thats all I know! Lmao
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
A useful bit of knowledge though. @Eddiesolds
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles its just to get the bulk off. It works!lol
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
We never have enough to worry about that sort of thing. @Eddiesolds
SW-User
Knock on the ceiling to tell your neighbors to stop fucking so loud.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Not sure they would appreciate it...@SW-User
SW-User
@pennynoodles Someone has to stop them. My lamp fell over.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
You can do a Corporal Jones with the handle!They don't like it up 'em
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha@TheSirfurryanimalWales
goagainsttheflow · 26-30, F
Practice martial arts with it, like a spear or staff.
sometimeslonelytoo · 51-55, M
Play quidditch?!
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
sometimeslonelytoo · 51-55, M
Nerd doesn't even start to cover it - but thanks for the compliment ;-)
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
Push somebody out of the door
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha, great idea. I can think of a few people. @royalblue1193
aqua59 · 61-69, M
Curl
aqua59 · 61-69, M
Hard! Hard!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I just saw the comment without the image....phew, was I glad to see if was curling! @aqua59
aqua59 · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles Well there is that....😜
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
I've seen Liz Warren flying on hers
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Well I never.@HoraceGreenley
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Ride it, kill mice, dust cobwebs
Wish2ReliveThe70s · 56-60, M
Play broom guitar.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
The mop bucket could double as a drum. @Wish2ReliveThe70s
redheadchick · 31-35
Cobwebs
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@redheadchick that's what I said
Sarah123 · F
play quiditch
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
eli1601 · 70-79, M
Ride
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Does that really work? @eli1601
eli1601 · 70-79, M
@pennynoodles Ask Harry Potter
sciguy18 · M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh my.............I promise I won't do a selfie when I try it.....@sciguy18
sciguy18 · M
@pennynoodles Or if you do, just don't post it...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Okay... promise@sciguy18
Zonuss · 41-45, M
Sweep you off your feet
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