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Other than sweep, what can you do with a broom?

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Is that the Harry Potter flying game? @KingofPizza2
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@pennynoodles Correct!
SW-User
If you're my ex, you can rely on it for a fuel efficient modum of transportation.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Most of my questions and retorts are humorous. It's good to see a fellow 'sane' madman on here...@SW-User
SW-User
@pennynoodles the feeling us mutual.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
@SW-User 🤣
shuhak · M
* Scarecrow for the garden (add strips of aluminum foil or 2 old CD's)
* Shooing cats (only works once, though, then they eat the broom)
* Plant stake (in ground outside or in plants with large pots)
* Deterrent for anyone who dares want to clean your house (hang outside with a noose at its base)
* Spider motel (but good luck in collecting any rent)
* Compost starter (corn broom only)
* Kindling (corn broom w/wooden handle only)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Absolutely NO WAY is it going to be a hotel for any spider...
Great ideas though.
@shuhak
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
get cobwebs
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@Eddiesolds thanks
That is still sweeping though.
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@UreBesFrend not really
VoloProVeritas62 · 61-69, M
Anything you want.
Zonuss · 41-45, M
@VoloProVeritas62 Easy. She might misinterpret your kindness like she did me. 😌
VoloProVeritas62 · 61-69, M
@Zonuss Thanks for the warning. ☺
Zonuss · 41-45, M
@VoloProVeritas62 Its the internet. Its common on this site for people to act this way here. But it is what it is
Just be kind to people anyway
YouCanCallMeDan · 41-45, M
Pretend it’s a guitar
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
OO an improvement on the air-guitar 😀@YouCanCallMeDan
- Pretend your a witch and fly around the house
- Use the handle to get balls out from under the bed
- Smack your neighbor when they toss weeds over the fence
- Use it to keep the rim from spinning while you are changing a tire
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You are inventive! @UreBesFrend
maturemum · 56-60, F
If you plant it in your garden vertically it will attract signals from space aliens directing them to your house! (Actually that is not true and a poor attempt at a joke!) 😀😀😀
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
So that is how I get home! I've been trying to communicate with them for years. Thank you so much. @maturemum
Nimbus · M
Ride it.

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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Only got a license for one night a year. @Nimbus
GeniUs · 56-60, M
A broom used to be the weapon of choice for housewives dealing with stray dogs.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Rock hard those rolling pins. @GeniUs
GeniUs · 56-60, M
@pennynoodles I'd say you could kill somebody if you got them on the head.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
*thinks................................................................ 😜@GeniUs
Well you could dye yourself purple....stick the broomstick up your butt and be a popscycle on Halloween?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
What a great idea.... I will try that this year. @anythingoes477
@pennynoodles Tip.............you can NEVER use the broom again. ;-)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Thank you @anythingoes477
GeniUs · 56-60, M
A friend (so I can't guarantee it) used one to paint his fence, much quicker than a paint brush he told me.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Not a tidy job I wouldn't think @GeniUs
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Brush snow off my truck.Thats all I know! Lmao
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
A useful bit of knowledge though. @Eddiesolds
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles its just to get the bulk off. It works!lol
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
We never have enough to worry about that sort of thing. @Eddiesolds
SW-User
Knock on the ceiling to tell your neighbors to stop fucking so loud.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Not sure they would appreciate it...@SW-User
SW-User
@pennynoodles Someone has to stop them. My lamp fell over.
You can do a Corporal Jones with the handle!They don't like it up 'em
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
goagainsttheflow · 26-30, F
Practice martial arts with it, like a spear or staff.
sometimeslonelytoo · 51-55, M
Play quidditch?!
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
sometimeslonelytoo · 51-55, M
Nerd doesn't even start to cover it - but thanks for the compliment ;-)
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
Push somebody out of the door
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha, great idea. I can think of a few people. @royalblue1193
aqua59 · 61-69, M
aqua59 · 61-69, M
Hard! Hard!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I just saw the comment without the image....phew, was I glad to see if was curling! @aqua59
aqua59 · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles Well there is that....😜
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
I've seen Liz Warren flying on hers
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Well I never.@HoraceGreenley
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Ride it, kill mice, dust cobwebs
Wish2ReliveThe70s · 56-60, M
Play broom guitar.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
The mop bucket could double as a drum. @Wish2ReliveThe70s
redheadchick · 31-35
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@redheadchick that's what I said
Sarah123 · F
play quiditch
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
eli1601 · 70-79, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Does that really work? @eli1601
eli1601 · 70-79, M
@pennynoodles Ask Harry Potter
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh my.............I promise I won't do a selfie when I try it.....@sciguy18
sciguy18 · M
@pennynoodles Or if you do, just don't post it...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Okay... promise@sciguy18
Zonuss · 41-45, M
Sweep you off your feet
❤ 😊
Zonuss · 41-45, M
@Zonuss I guess PennyNoodles hates me
😥

 
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