Whats your favorite quote?

"I can resist anything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Mae West

" Do, or do not, there is no try " - Master Yoda

"Now Rudy, you can't go through your entire life being rude to everyone."
"The HELL I can't you bitch ass toupee wearing fish eye'd two-year college degree earnin no wife and kids having mustard stain on his shirt kindergarten teaching ass-"
-Cyanide and Happiness

When ur skating on thin ice.... You may as well tap dance :)

Never argue with stupid people,
They will drag you down to thier level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

"When life gets hard, put on your Aviators." -My sister

"I'm wrong to say I was wrong."-from 'Dirty Dancing'

Wtf- donotfollowme

Don't shit where you eat